Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Letter to Teacher

Dear "Kindergarten Teacher,"

I want to begin by saying I am not placing blame, simply trying to find out how on earth something like this might have happened on the second day of school.  I'm also not saying that this happened on your watch, but by my calculations, it must have occurred during school hours.

Somehow, and I'm not sure how, as I know that you keep careful watch over your classroom, but somehow, Anna got pregnant with twin bunnies during school today.

Can we please schedule a meeting to discuss how to avoid future unplanned pregnancies?  I have far too many stuffed animals at my house already.

Thank you,

A Concerned Parent

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